Part 20: “Le Hair de Hip”

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Ten months after painful hip replacement surgery (read all about it in a revealing 19-part series in the ‘Hip Replacements’ category of The Lint Screen), post production has finally been completed on the sequel to “The Beard”, a stunning new art film entitled “Le Hair de Hip” exploring one man’s dilemma with another man’s facial hair.

Grab the Milk Duds and enjoy the film. Be sure to stay through the credits, give your review and share this little video like corn on the cob at a fiddle competition.

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12 responses to “Part 20: “Le Hair de Hip””

August 9, 2010

Kitty

You’re okay, Patrick. Maybe better than okay.
August 9, 2010

admin

Why, thank you. A lumberjack is all I ever wanted to be. Sawdust in my hair, spotted owl crap on my shoulder, chainsaw in my hands, wearing lacy undergarments and garters, too!

Ah, a little boy’s dreams die hard…
August 9, 2010

Curvin O’Rielly

Didn’t have any Milk Duds. Popped up some microwave popcorn, poured a sugary beverage and sat down at my computer to watch “Le Hair de Hip” and “The Beard.” Wow! Hair-raising films fraught with great emotion when the clean-shaven interviewer confronts the hirsute individual with the follies of his hairy hobby. Don’t wish you additional episodes of pain and suffering but can’t wait for series to unfold: “Le Hair de Knee,” “Le Hair de Knee II,” etc.
August 9, 2010

admin

Hmmm, methinks you may be on to something, Mr. O.

Hollywood has always known you can never go to the well too many times. Sequel ’til it hurts!

Perhaps recreational surgery is the creative stimulation my cinematic side needs!

Thanks for the savvy management advice. I assume this entitles you to 15% of the gate…
August 9, 2010

Bill

Great short film! I’m still watching the credits, they just go on and on. I’ll comment when they’re over.
August 9, 2010

admin

The credits need credits.
August 11, 2010

Jeff Doud

Fire that cinematographer and get into the title business!
August 11, 2010

admin

I can’t fire the cinematographer. He’s my son. Ever heard of Eric and Lyle Menendez?
Hope you enjoyed the film.
August 11, 2010

Zelda

Dear Mr. Bunyon,

Do not listen to that sarcastic, judgemental, snooty, uber-shaven, boring guy in this film. You and your grizzled beard are hot, hot, hot! Truly a “babe magnet!” Donna knows this, that’s why she wants you to shave it. She secretly loves it, and hopes that if you have to have anything else replaced in the future, you will grow that beard until you can flip it over your shoulder.
August 11, 2010

admin

I think you may be on to something there. Perhaps the bearded lumberjack needs to axe the clean-shaven nerdinski and just take the wifey-poo!

Thanks for your sage domestic advice, Ms. Z!
August 14, 2010

Curvin O’Rielly

Nepotism is good.
August 14, 2010

Patrick Scullin

Being related is good.