U.S. Takes New Tact In Debt Crisis

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Now that its back is against the wall to its creditors in the ongoing U.S. debt crisis, politicians have been working hard to propose a solution. And they believe they have it.

Politicians find perfect fall guy for the U.S. debt crisis.
If no political compromise plan can be developed with spending cuts and/or tax enhancements, the United States government will enact “The Mail Strategy.”

“We’ll inform our creditors that we just paid them and that the check is in the mail,” said a high ranking senator who wished to remain anonymous. “It’s a classic ploy because who can say it isn’t? It’ll buy us some time while we continue to hash this thing out. Of course, it is only a temporary solution because we’ll eventually have to actually get them a check, but it will by us some well needed time. And, if worse comes to worse, we can write them a rubber check which again will buy us some time. One thing’s for sure and you can take this to the bank– America’s politicians are working hard to solve this doozie of a pickle crisis!”

10 thoughts on “U.S. Takes New Tact In Debt Crisis”

  3. Ms. Kitty can be Sec. of the Treasury. I’d like to be Sec. of Defense since the Pentagon goes through so much cash. If I spent it the way KarzaI does – two bucks for defense, a dollar for me, another dollar or so for my friends – I’d be able to retire in no time.

  4. Permission granted, you can be Sec. of Defense. I’ll even throw in the title of Secretary of Righteousness. With that, you pretty much can do as you please.

    Congratulations. All we have to do is get me elected. Know any lobbyists, corporate bagmen or billionaires?

  7. The way I see it, there’d be two buffet lines. One for the poor and middle class would serve franks and beans and small cups of lemonade. Ten bucks every time every person, including children, goes the buffet. The other buffet line would be for millionaires and billionaires. Champagne and caviar and other delicious food. No charge no matter how many times a person goes through the buffet.

  9. I’m traveling to the USA at the end of August. Try to solve this crisis matter before I arrive … A lot of hope to all the Americans, this are tough times to go trough.

  10. We’re working on it.

    When you come, please take some tea party people back with you. America thanks you and enjoy yourself while you’re here.

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