Ezichael Bundy Seizes Bedroom From “Tyrant Dad”

While Ammon Bundy fights his good fight taking over a federal building in the Oregon boonies, his 6-year old son Ezichael has waged his own battle. Yesterday, the spirited son declared a takeover of his bedroom.

“Dad is a poo-poo head,” said the young rebel. “He can’t tell me what to do and ground me and make me sit in time out corner. I have rights. It’s my room, not his, and it’s all mine forever and ever, so there! The old man’s a tyrant.”

With that, the little man threw a Lego at The Lint Screen reporter and demanded he leave, “now, or I’ll get my gun and blow your head off!”

“Oh,” he then said in a contrite voice, “would you tell mom I need some snacks and a juice box. I’m getting kinda hungry.”