Trump Makes Valiant Effort To Control Unruly N.C. Mob

Once again, the fake news media is trying to paint our president as a racist.

President Donald J. Trump spoke to a packed house Wednesday night in Greenville, North Carolina. He mentioned Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.), and the mob began violently chanting “Send her back!” The leader of the free world lept into action.

“Look, I may not agree with Omar,” he told The Lint Screen, “but this is the US of A and we believe in freedom of speech.”

The president said he immediately asked the crowd not to chant.

“I told them, she is entitled to her opinion. But, they just kept on chanting.”

Frustrated by what he saw as unfair play, Donald Trump decided he had to take extreme measures.

“I felt like the crowd was being a bully. They were very unfair to Rep. Omar, and I told them, I said, if you don’t stop it, I’ll deliver a beat-down. That got their attention. I finally calmed the crazy crowd down. I restored order.”

Trump says he does everything he can to allow differing opinions to air. “I think the problem is all the hatred there is in North Carolina. Those people are nuts! Why can’t they just love everyone, like I do?”

The president took a deep breath and continued.

“Listen, I believe in diversity,” he said. “White, off-white, pasty-white, tanned, sun-burned–– it doesn’t matter to me or anyone in the GOP. Our party is all about inclusion. Believe me.”

We do, Mr. President. We do!