Tonight’s State of the Union Address will star President Joe Biden, but a number of GOP radical fascists plan to play a supporting role.
“I’m ready for my close-up,” says Trump groupie Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. “Biden is not going to rain on my parade. I’ll be the main attraction tonight–– like a pin-up calendar in a Midas Muffler shop.”
Greene and other GOP media whores are ready to shout and interrupt the President if they don’t like what he says.
“It’s my right as an American,” Greene says. “And I’m going to be a total asshole tonight because I believe I have the freedom to say whatever I want whenever I want. And when Donald Trump gets back in office, I’ll be able to bring my AR-15 to the State of the Union and blow away anyone who doesn’t applaud wildly for him and bow to his glory. Because that’s my freedom of speech!”
Greene is looking forward to the next Trump term.
“We are going to open camps,” she says. “Anyone who is not in MAGA Nation will either be deported or put into camps until they come to their senses. It is going to be glorious. People will either obey or die–– the way our founders intended. And anyone who is not a devout Christian will be killed, the way Jesus told us to treat the unfaithful. We will make America great again. And God help anyone who gets in our way! We are going to have freedom, or else!”
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