Felon Releases 1500 criminals, which “may help drive down grocery prices”
Newly-crowned King Donald has begun making good on his campaign promises. Yesterday, he released almost all the convicted criminals serving time for participating in his insurrection attempt on January 6, 2021. “These 1500 people were patriots,” Trump spokesperson Tom Bostrom tells The Lint Screen. “They stormed the Capitol to protest President Trump’s being cheated out … Read more