Trump Term 2.0 is off to a roaring start, with Executive Orders flying, foolish tariffs against allies being threatened, 1500 insurrectionists being sprung from jail, government agencies being pruned of perceived enemies, and entire departments being shut down.
There was even an attempt to shut down government spending. While many have questioned the legality and constitutionality of these dictatorial measures, Trump whisperer Stephen Miller gave The Lint Screen an exclusive interview to explain.
“President Trump learned from his first term about the inefficiencies of government,” Miller explains. “Someone came up with the stupid idea of a system of three separate and equal branches–– the executive, legislative, and judicial. We learned that this arrangement is cumbersome and unworkable when you are trying to fix a horribly broken, shithole country like ours. So this time, government’s much simpler.”
Miller leans forward, rubs his hands, and raises his brows.
“The three new branches are President Trump, Elon Musk, and myself,” the creepy guy smiles. “It is not separate and equal because President Trump is always the final word, but Elon and I also have enormous powers to do whatever we want and bulldoze the Constitution. The voters gave us a clear mandate with our landslide victory.”
Trump didn’t even get 50% of the vote.
Miller chuckles. “If we need to break a few eggs to make this MAGA omelet, so be it. Americans are hungry for change, and they can’t afford eggs, thanks to Biden’s failed DEI policies.”
What could possibly go wrong with this new system of government? Stay tuned.
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