PD Scullin

I'm a smart ass humorist, ex-adman, founder of ASO Advertising, Atlanta. I will soon be publishing my first novel, SAWDUST. Look for it on Amazon. I have another website of marketing pontification–– http://www.EmpatheticAdman.com. I also once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Creepy Nunes Will Help Trump Create An Alternate Universe

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No one would ever accuse California Rep. Devin Nunes of having integrity or honor. So naturally, disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump has picked the notorious weasel to head up his new social media network. “I couldn’t be happier,” weaselly Nunes told The Lint Screen. “I can’t wait to help Donald Trump create a firestorm … Read more

Meet Kyle Trump, The Crying Killer Kid Changes Families

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Kyle Rittenhouse is dead. The 18-year-old may have gotten off free for traveling over state lines and gunning down a couple of people in Kenosha, Wisconsin, but he also lost his identity along the way. Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump has just adopted Kyle, and the AR-15-shooting superstar has officially changed his name to … Read more

Gosar claims infrastructure plan is bad for Americans

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Rep. Paul Gosar (AZ) is angry with President Joe Biden, and he may tweet a cartoon about it. “Biden is trying to ruin America with his stupid infrastructure plan,” the kooky lawmaker tells The Lint Screen. “Old Joe says we’re going to repair roads and bridges, but what he’s really trying to do is destroy … Read more

“Your Stupid Laws Don’t Apply To Me,” Says Meadows

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It appears some people are above the law. Trump’s last chief of staff, Mark Meadows, failed to appear for a Friday deposition before the House select committee investigating the January 6 insurrection. “I don’t have to do it,” Meadows boasts to The Lint Screen. “I’ve got my head so far up President Trump’s ass that … Read more

Brandon grateful for the tremendous support he’s received

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If you have a feather handy, you could use it to knock over Brandon Snarply, a warehouse assistant manager in Little Rock, Arkansas. “I can’t believe how everyone’s talking about me,” the enthusiastic single man told The Lint Screen. “It’s unbelievable. One day you’re just an ordinary Joe, and the next day you hear people … Read more

Trump To Pitch in World Series Game 4

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Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump will be attending tonight’s fourth World Series Game–– as a pitcher! “I’m an amazing pitcher,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “I have incredible stuff. Fastball, even faster ball, fastest ball ever, curveball, loopy-doodle ball, filibuster ball, and wild pitch. Those batters aren’t going to know what hit them, but … Read more