PD Scullin

On Wednesday morning, the switchboard operator at Fox News Network allowed an enraged, crazy old man to reach the hosts of Fox and Friends. “Harris and Walz want to make Americans turn into communists,” disgraced ex-President felon Donald J. Trump shouted. “They want to boil everyone in oil, skin them, shove maggots in their mouths, … Read more

Disgraced ex-President and current convicted felon Donald J. Trump appeared before a panel of reporters at the National Association of Black Journalists Conference in Chicago, and he made some startling claims. “Is Kamala black?” Trump wondered. “She used to say she was Indian, but I doubt she could ride a horse or shoot a bow … Read more

What a topsy-turvy time it’s been for GOP presidential candidate Donald J. Trump. He survived an assassination attempt, chose hillbilly Yale-educated tech bro JD Vance as his running mate, had a raucous Republican National Convention, and prepared to unleash MAGA forces on his behalf against 81-year-old President Joe Biden. Then, everything changed.  Biden announced he was stepping down … Read more

J.D. Vance may one day be a heartbeat away from replacing the man he once described as “America’s Hitler.” Vance, another Ivy League-educated d-bag, was recently selected by disgraced twice-impeached ex-President and felon Donald J. Trump as his running mate in the 2024 race. The spineless V.P. choice groveled to gain the approval of his … Read more

Disgraced felon/sexual assailant twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump denies knowing anything about the 887-page blueprint for his second term, even though his Super PAC is running ads calling it “Trump’s Project 2025.” “I don’t know anything about it,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “Never heard of Trump’s Project 2025, but if people say they don’t … Read more

The Roberts Court has finished its business of dismantling democracy and enabling corporations to do as they like. Chief Justice Roberts has given all his robed pals the summer off. And conservative Justices Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Coney Barrett, and Kavanaugh will join Roberts on an all-expenses-paid trip worldwide. “I can’t wait,” said Justice Brett Kavanaugh. … Read more