PD Scullin

I'm a smart ass humorist, ex-adman, founder of ASO Advertising, Atlanta. I will soon be publishing my first novel, SAWDUST. Look for it on Amazon. I have another website of marketing pontification–– http://www.EmpatheticAdman.com. I also once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

“They called me, crying,” Trump claims, “and said, ‘Please, sir, be our friend.'”

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“The guys all gathered for a conference call,” Captain Cankles claims. “They had tears in their eyes. All these big, powerful, strong men were crying–– crying like dogs. ‘Please, sir, please come and join us. We love you, sir, and admire the hard work you are doing to make America great again. You are the best president ever, sir. And we’re not just saying that.’ Trump grins. “No one’s ever seen anything like it. They admire me so much.”

Bootlicking Cabinet Lavishes Praise On Glorious Fearless Leader

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In a show of forced toadyism that would make North Korea’s Kim Jong Un blush, America’s glorious leader, convicted felon, twice-impeached, adjudicated sex offender, President Donald J. Trump sat proudly as his Cabinet gushed praise for him. “My love for you is unbounded, sir,” confessed Vice President JD Vance. “But not in a gay way, … Read more

Trump: “Ukraine treated Russia not so nice, and must surrender immediately”

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Suspected pedophile President Donald J. Trump made a big deal of his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin yesterday in Anchorage, Alaska. He promised he’d get agreement to a ceasefire or he’d slap the commies with sanctions, but after meeting for three. hours, Trump sang a different tune. “I think it’s awful what Zelensky has … Read more

Trump Calls National Guard “For Protection Against Reporters Asking About The Epstein Files”

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“I’m trying to make America great again,” Trump bellyaches, “and no one appreciates how hard I work. This Epstein hoax is like an obnoxious fly buzzing my head. I’ve given orders that if someone bothers me about it, they are to be shot. They need to pay a price for wasting my time, and it seems like losing their life is a suitable fine.”

Trump Appoints Ex-Fox News Delivery Guy As “Inflation Czar”

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“Ryan is a whiz kid,” Trump says. “He knows numbers backwards and forwards, inside and out. He’s smart as a whip. And I’ve had him looking over the latest inflation numbers since I took office and saved the country from the awful depression of Joe Biden’s economy.” Trump nudges his new employee. “Go on, Ryan, tell them what you found.”

Trump Springs Maxwell From Prison Cell to Fifth Ave. Penthouse

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Trump recently told his Justice Department to release Ghislaine Maxwell from a Florida prison where she was serving 20 years for sex trafficking underage girls for Epstein. The self-described “law-abiding, very honest” president wants her loved into a luxurious penthouse on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan.