The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
PD Scullin Russia’s President Vladimir Putin encourages all Americans to rally their support for President Donald J. Trump in 2020. “If Americans want be patriots, they must vote Trump,” Putin tells The Lint Screen. “Donald Trump has done incredible job. He is best president ever. Much better than black Obama.“ Putin has been very impressed by the … Read more
While the fake news media wets itself with glee over Bob Woodward’s new book Rage, the president takes down “this evil enemy of the people.” Woodward released tapes of alleged interviews he did with President Trump back in February. On the tape, one hears the president confessing he knew COVID-19 was deadly, “more deadly than … Read more
President Donald Trump is enacting the Defense Production Act to manufacture American flags for his re-election campaign. “This is an absolute emergency,” said Kellyanne Conway, counselor to the president. “There is a terrible shortage of American flags, I suspect Joe Biden is burning them, or the Democrat-run cities are ripping them into strips and using … Read more
Fox’s superstar dream hunk Tucker Carlson is a man’s man. His heart pumps a hi-octane mixture of testosterone, American sour mash whiskey, and nitroglycerine. And right now, this hombre is hopping mad and at a boiling point. “All these protesters in Democrat cities need to sit down and shut up,” Tucker told The Lint Screen. … Read more
Donald Trump, Jr. spoke last night at the opening of the Republican National Convention, and he may have sealed his destiny as the successor to his father in the White House. Looking very presidential in a big boy suit, shined shoes, and shiny tie, Junior painted a dire landscape of America if Joe Biden and … Read more
The president of the United States says the man who wants his job “keeps little kids in cages, which is not nice, and then he eats them.” Donald J. Trump, finishing the first term of what he calls “the most successful presidency in history,” has some harsh words for his Democratic rival, Joe Biden. “It’s … Read more