PD Scullin

I'm a smart ass humorist, ex-adman, founder of ASO Advertising, Atlanta. I will soon be publishing my first novel, SAWDUST. Look for it on Amazon. I have another website of marketing pontification–– http://www.EmpatheticAdman.com. I also once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Johnson: “Raw dogging a hottie is fine with God”

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Speaker of The House Mike Johnson is a holy roller. “The Bible is my worldview,” he tells The Lint Screen. “And anything in The Good Book is good by me.” So, you might think it’s hypocritical for Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes to show up at disgraced ex-President Donald Trump’s criminal trial for falsifying business records to cover … Read more

“I had to put down our wild child,” says Noem

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First, it was killing a “rambunxious, joyful” puppy, and then a “disgusting, musky, rancid” goat, and now, in her revealing upcoming book,  South Dakota Republican Gov. Kristi Noem confesses to “putting down” her youngest child. “Brian was always our wild child,” Noem writes in her book, No Going Back: The Truth on What’s Wrong With … Read more

Greene Proposes $610 Billion Funding for Russia

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Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene is angry at “Republican turncoats,” and she is out to get them. “Mike Johnson, I’m coming for you,” the angry blond tells The Lint Screen. “You and all your MAGA Nation traitor RINO buddies are going to pay for backing the wrong horse in Russia’s righteous and just war against evil Ukraine.” Greene was referring … Read more

“God is punishing liberals for aborting babies up to six years old,” proclaims MTG

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The GOP doom echo chamber has escalated attacks on Democrats and all those not enrolled in the glorious MAGA Nation. Disgraced scumbag twice-impeached, four times indicted ex-President Donald Trump recently claimed that Democrats “support abortion up to and even beyond the ninth month.” Then he went further, lying that “the baby is born, and the … Read more