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On his reality TV show The Apprentice, Donald Trump was cast as a brilliant businessman despite a legacy of failed businesses, bankruptcies, and a deadbeat reputation for paying his bills. However, as President, Trump acts like a global economic mastermind. “Everyone’s been ripping America off,” con man Trump says. So the mad king instituted tariffs … Read more
Poor little Donnie Trump. Some Americans don’t love him unconditionally. They dare to complain about his undemocratic policies, question his reckless fiscal policies, and question his sanity. When the Big Guy craves affirmation, he calls a Cabinet meeting, and his puppets dance for him. Here is a partial transcript from a recent Cabinet meeting with … Read more
Although President Trump was convicted of 34 felonies for financial mismanagement, the sweaty golf cheat wants Americans to be patient with his “brilliant tariff strategy” that has cratered the stock market 10% since he took office, and lost $11 trillion in value. “I inherited the worst economy ever,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “Biden had … Read more
You would think America’s traditional arch-enemy would be tight-lipped about the actions of our President, but that is not the case. After Felonious Trump unveiled his drastic “Independence Day” Tariff Plan, Russian President Vladimir Putin was effusive in his praise. “Trump is an economic mastermind,” Putin tells The Lint Screen. “He will cripple the economy … Read more
Pete Hegseth is sick and tired of “the outrageous accusations” that he shared classified attack plans on Houthi rebels in Yemen on Signal, an unsecured encrypted app. “I’m being viciously attacked for nothing,” the ex-Fox anchor and now Sec. of Defense tells The Lint Screen. “Everyone knows that Signal is safe, and the information I … Read more
The Trump administration’s war on D.E.I. is now aimed at the National Football League Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio. “It’s high time we eliminate woke politics from sports,” says Stephen Miller, henchman weasel for Trump. “We have allowed D.E.I. to rule our professional teams for too long, and we’re taking action to re-instate fairness … Read more