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President Donald Trump claims that Joe Biden left him a country in shambles. “Biden was awful,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “He was the worst president ever. He drove the country into a depression, the greatest depression ever, and I got stuck with fixing the huge disasters he made.” Trump was especially outraged to hear … Read more

Donald J. Trump, who was born into fabulous wealth, thinks American children are “spoiled rotten.” His tariff war will have casualties: fewer gifts under the Christmas tree. “Kids have 8,000 dolls,” the criminal grinch grifter tells The Lint Screen, “and then they take one of their 50,000 pencils and write Christmas wish lists for even … Read more

While President Donald J. Trump has earned the lowest presidential performance approval ratings for his first 100 days in over 80 years, he is incredibly popular in other countries. “They love me,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “People can’t get enough Trump in powerful countries like Russia and China. Putin and Xi think I’m killing … Read more

Poor little Donnie Trump. Some Americans don’t love him unconditionally. They dare to complain about his undemocratic policies, question his reckless fiscal policies, and question his sanity. When the Big Guy craves affirmation, he calls a Cabinet meeting, and his puppets dance for him. Here is a partial transcript from a recent Cabinet meeting with … Read more

Although President Trump was convicted of 34 felonies for financial mismanagement, the sweaty golf cheat wants Americans to be patient with his “brilliant tariff strategy” that has cratered the stock market 10% since he took office, and lost $11 trillion in value. “I inherited the worst economy ever,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “Biden had … Read more