"Where fake news gets real."
While the Democrats were boiling oil for their witch hunt of President Trump, Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov came to the White House and sang the big guy’s praises. “Comrade Trump doing fantastic job,” the red ruski powerbroker told The Lint Screen. “I see your countrymen like him much better than Abe Lincoln. Trump much … Read more
Come enjoy a more perfect union of the United States as a young man searches for himself working as an advance man for a traveling circus. It’s 1982. There are no cell phones, no internet, no digital hysteria. 23-year-old Paul Driscoll is fate’s punching bag. His father recently died, he gets fired from his job, … Read more
What a difference a day makes. Yesterday, President Donald J. Trump was all smiles as he gave his official pardon to two turkeys named Bread and Butter at a formal White House garden ceremony. Today, the president rescinded his pardon and sentenced the birds to death. “I joked yesterday that the turkeys were receiving subpoenas … Read more
Yesterday was a big one for President Donald J. Trump and GOP patriots defending the Constitution and rule of law. As the evil, America-hating Democrats continued their circus charade of trying to impeach the country’s greatest president, they heard a bombshell. U.S. Ambassador to the European Union Gordon Sondland testified that he spoke directly with … Read more
California produces a lot of nuts, but none as hard as Rep. Devin Nunes (R). This sucker won’t crack no matter how hard the pressure gets! Nunes dropped by The Lint Screen offices to discuss the recent opening of the impeachment inquiry into President Donald J. Trump and his defense strategy to protect his master. “The liberals are clutching … Read more
Presidents stick together! Today, Russia President Vladimir Putin popped by The Lint Screen Moscow offices and sung the praises of American President Donald J. Trump. “I feel sorry for your president,” Putin said as he skinned a kitten with a buck knife. “The fake news treats him very badly. Why does Trump allow free press? … Read more