9 Reasons To Never Invite A Monkey To Dinner
1. Monkeys smell like monkeys. 2 Monkeys rarely put napkins in their laps and never know the proper fork to use. 3. Monkeys are picky eaters (especially when it comes to noodle casseroles). 4. Ask a monkey to pass you something, nine times out of ten he’ll fling it at your head. 5. … Read more