My Bad: An Apology

 

With a little help, I now see the light. All hail chimps!
With a little help, I now see the light. All hail chimps!

     Upon further review of my last few entries where I unfairly said completely asinine and unfounded things about chimpanzees, I wish to apologize to all of humanity and especially the cherished primate community.

     Chimps are great and noble and deserve praise for everything they do. They are our friends and should never EVER be questioned.

     They are also quite persuasive.

     In short, chimps are champs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 thoughts on “My Bad: An Apology”

  1. here, here. I want to see your profound intellect now channeled to the great events of these days. Signs of the apocalypse abound. Make us laugh first then reflect. And print up those dang AIG stickers. I’m in for 25.

  2. You racist pig. You SHOULD be ashamed of yourself -and now after every subspecies of the human race has been banned from sports promotion and crude jokes on latenight talkshows (Indians, Braves, Aunt Jemima, etc.) you go after the granddaddy of Darwinism? – the humble chimp? You bitch. May Roddie McDowell haunt your suburban cave. Jerk.

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