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Super Bowl Prediction

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PD Scullin

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It appears a rather important game will be played on Sunday...
"It appears a rather important game will be played on Sunday…"

    Being somewhat of a sports nut, I have been pouring over the detailed reports, mountains of stats, player horoscopes, Nostradamos Prophecies, Vegas insider lines, wise guy tips and assorted rumors surrounding the upcoming Super Bowl XLIII Game, and I am officially ready to put my extensive knowledge on the line and predict the score for all the world to see. Gutsy? You bet. 

    My informed call?
    Pittsburgh Penguins 414 all out
    Ball State Cardinals 30 (5 points on technical fall)

    To my Amish readers, bet the farm on this one. It’s a lock.

    To my other readers, find an Amish person to wager with and learn proper crop rotation techniques.

Comments

6 responses to “Super Bowl Prediction”

  1. Kitty Avatar
    Kitty

    David Letterman, the half time entertainment at our SuperBowl party, read your prediction and had to be taken to the emergency hospital with the damage he did to his eyes as he rolled them.

  2. Patrick Scullin Avatar
    Patrick Scullin

    May God have mercy on his eyes…

  3. Zelda Avatar
    Zelda

    Okay, Mr. Smarty-pants. I took your advice and told my Amish friend to bet the farm on your prediction, and now he and his wife, 17 kids, 2 horses and six pigs are all bunking in our basement.

    Got any more great advice?

  4. Patrick Scullin Avatar
    Patrick Scullin

    Start a garden, perhaps?

  5. Mark76 Avatar
    Mark76

    You can compete for the gold with the best of them and do it all in style. ,

  6. admin Avatar
    admin

    Thanks. Keep collecting Lint.

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