He also disclosed that the Iranian leader’s complex name makes it impossible for him to stay on Gadhafi’s Christmas card list. “Look,” said an exasperated Gadhafi, “I get headaches trying to think about spelling that name. Mahmoud, give me a break here? Would it kill you to change your name to ‘Chip Clark’ or something a bit easier to spell? C’mon, dude, cut me some slack here!”
A visibly upset Ahmadinejad slyly rubbed his face, popping the speaker ‘the bird.’
Gadhafi also made the following startling announcements: “My favorite color is blue, but it hasn’t always been. I used to be all about red, but now red just seems like it’s trying too hard. No more. I’m chill. Now I am blue!”
“My favorite Beatle was George. I know, I know, an unexpected choice, but Paul and John seemed so played out, you know. And I mean, come on, who could pick Ringo? To tell the truth, though, I prefer the Stones.”
“I like a good sloppy joe, I do. Seriously– on a kaiser roll with some chips and a dill pickle spear on the side, that is a great lunch to me. I’m getting hungry just thinking about it.”
“Betty or Veronica? I go Veronica. Ah, but Ginger or Mary Ann? I go Ginger all day long. Pretty interesting, huh?”
And so it went for 96 full minutes…
One response to “Gadhafi Disses Ahmadinejad”
That makes sense that he likes Sloppy Joes since he is wearing the layered bib look. Did he mention what’s up with the beanie hat? It is very Jughead-ish (to add to the previous Archie reference).