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The Lint Screen has learned that authorities have apprehended a suspect in the gruesome killings of 246 people in the quiet social gaming community of Farmville. The unnamed suspect had been staying at a Deep Discounter Inn in the nearby town of Shadyville. In an early morning raid Friday, the suspect was taken into custody … Read more
“It’s the worst thing anyone here could have every imagined” said Farmville Mayor, Winslow “Winky-Dinky” Spitoomber. “Murder isn’t part of our social fabric. We’re usually a very peaceful, helpful community looking to build together with a common purpose. Now that this horrific event has happened, we’re probably going to have some trouble attracting visitors. That means the value of farm coins could plummet and we could be headed toward a death spiral.”