Yes, the new candidate is none other than Watson, the super brainiac computer built by IBM to win game shows.
“Watson’s entering the race is a real game changer,” said noted political analyst, C. Henrick Taddlewhacker. “Watson is a proven competitor. If Brad Rutter or Kyle Jennings were running, the smart money would be on Watson. I don’t see any human or nonhuman candidates who can challenge his enormous intellect. He would be the first computer president since the Chester A. Arthur robot served from 1881-1885. While the Arthuratron 6000 had a serviceable intellect, Watson is far, far superior. However, I must say that the Chester A. Arthur robot was exceptional in the whisker-growing department. Watson’s biggest challenge will be trying to communicate without stating everything he says in the form of questions. That could get irritating, unless he’s talking with Alex Trebek.”
No other presidential candidate has commented on this latest entry into the race.
My scanner alleges Watson’s college behavior left her with his replicas all over the Silicon Valley. And did he ante up a bit? Gloria Allred is said to be representing a couple of hot little printers with the same story. Stay tuned. . .
Ms. Kitty, if what you have heard is true, Watson may go by the wayside quickly– unless he also sired the vote tabulation computers…
How quickly your mind computes. My scanner is enamored.
Does your scanner like humans with artificial hips?
You’re already married. I’m keeping my slutty little scanner away from you. And, yes, to the hip thing. The machine-y-er, the better.
Fine by me. Scanners tend to be too judgmental, they just see things as they are with no imagination.
Tell your scanner I’m off limits.
So, uh, do you have a digital printer? One that does color…