How Mary Todd Lincoln, After Too Much Absinthe, Viewed Her Husband

Science finally discloses what the First Lady may have seen.

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4 responses to “How Mary Todd Lincoln, After Too Much Absinthe, Viewed Her Husband”

  1. Sandy Avatar
    Sandy

    Was this after Mary had the Absinthe or after Abe drank it and was wobbling? Or party time for both of them? I always had the feeling Mary put up with more than we heard about.

  2. admin Avatar

    I believe it’s how Abe looked to Mary after she had been slurping from the absinthe well. I suspect you are right that Mary had to put up with a lot living with Mr. Stove Pipe Hat– nasty beard hairs everywhere, footprints on the ceiling, speeches scribbled on every single scrap of paper. No wonder the poor dear drank!

  3. Bill Avatar
    Bill

    What’s this about? The picture looks sharp and clear to me.

  4. admin Avatar

    Come to think of it, Bill, I think you’re on to something here. And Abe looks a little like that Rutherford B. Hayes fellow.

    Except taller.

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