Alabama Congressman Hank Tippsmon has introduced “The Behind Bars Protection Act”, a bill designed to curtail violence among the over 2.5 million people incarcerated in America.
The revolutionary law is simple in its execution–– every prisoner would be issued a firearm and ammunition for self protection purposes.
“Crime is a real problem in America,” explained Rep. Tippsmon, “that’s true on the streets and especially true in our prisons. These places are filled with nasty people. With my new law, we’d empower the folks most in danger in modern society, those people who live every blessed day among the criminal element–– the prisoners themselves. Armed prisoners could finally stand their ground and protect their Constitutional right to bear arms. I honestly cannot think of a downside to this law, and frankly am shocked no one’s thought of it before. I pray that my fellow members of Congress and everyone in Washington does the right thing and makes this law happen. The idea is bulletproof.”
There has been no word yet from other members of Congress or The White House, but there is widespread support among the prison population.
This is the kind of thinking that gets people elected around these parts. Great job. – Sonny Perdue.
Thanks, sir. Please support this bill when it comes your way.
Next up, let’s arm nurseries–– not the plant kind, the kid kind!
Bloomberg reports that “The bill also has found wide spread support amongst the “Weapons Manufacturers for Safe Prisons” lobby (WMSP) and the NRA”.
It’s such a simple and powerful idea, there’s nothing not to like about it.
Let’s go, Washington!