The year 2015 has lived 364 carefree days, but today he appears to have a nervous eye on his well being and future.
The old year scrambled as he applied for Obamacare (silver level) and a $20,000 life insurance policy. A spokesman for 2015 told The Lint Screen “This guy’s a bit of a procrastinator. He meant to apply for insurance back in February, but it just kind of slipped his mind. Now he’s taking swift action. He’s also working on doing some of the items on his bucket list. It’s a pretty long list–– number one is to get a calendar. He’s determined to get it all in. I’m sure everything will work out fine for 2015.”
Right. The old guy’s golden.
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