Bee Confesses To Being A Slacker

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Chillin' with the buzzer.
Chillin’ with the buzzer.

A honeybee today confessed he was not “busy as a bee.” “Really,” the bee continued in his prepared statement. “I’m just not terribly busy. Kind of bored, actually. Been pretty chill.”

And with that, the bee fell asleep.

The world was stunned. Abuzz, even! Up was down, right was left, never would Shania and Mark Twain meet.


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