Recently the staff of The Lint Screen was approached by a high-powered GOP strategist for ideas on “positioning lines” for President Donald J. Trump’s re-election bid.
While the Big Fella wants to re-run with Make America Great Again (MAGA), some advisors are pushing for Keep America Great Again (KAGA). Both sides agreed to look at some new options. Then, Trump will decide, and others will praise his brilliant decision.
Here are the options TLS brain trust proposed for the Trump/Pence 2020 campaign (should Pence stay on the ticket or be called home during the rapture):
Keep America Kicking Ass (KAKA)
The Best Is Yet To Come, It Will Be Incredible, Amazing, Tremendous! Really, You’re Not Going To Believe How Great It’s Going To Be (TBIYTCIWBIATRYNGTBHGIGTB) Note: We may need a slightly bigger hat
Re-Elect, Or Immigrants Will Kill You
Greatness: We’ve Only Just Begun
No Collusion, No Obstruction, No Lie!
You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet
Predictably Erractic
Next Season Will Be Even Better!
More Covfefe, The Best Covfefe
Make America Safe Again (MASA)
Jail Crooked Hillary, Drain Swamp, Build Wall
Still Cleaning Up Obama’s Messes
Bigly & Betterer Than Ever
Pissing Off Allies, Coddling Tyrants
Let’s See What Happens
Russia, If You’re Listening–– HELP!
Re-Imagine Democracy
Integrity, Character, Honesty. Really!
Cliffhangers Served Daily
There Are More Wars To Fight
No One Tweets Better
The Best President Ever–– Everyone Says So
The Second Season Is Always Better
Stay Tuned, Just You Wait!
Melania Will Smile In The Second Term
We submitted the slogans along with our invoice. We haven’t heard back yet. We’re excited to hear the final decision!
And to get paid.