Month: September 2019

Batman and Robin, Abbott and Costello, Lime JELL-O and mini-marshmallows–– those famous pairs have got nothing on Trump and Giuliani. Today the besieged men called The Lint Screen to discuss the allegations last week of an anonymous whistleblower accusing the men of working with a foreign government to influence an American election. DT: The crazy … Read more

If Perry Mason, Matlock, Jack McCoy, and Ally McBeal had a baby, that child would still look like a legal moron compared to Rudi Giuliani. Donald J. Trump’s personal attorney visited The Lint Screen offices and laid out his bulletproof defense strategy against “the looney libs hellbent on destroying America with their unfounded witch hunt against our … Read more

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is fed up with his compatriots on the other side of the aisle. “The Democrats are unpatriotic,” the ex-model of gold bling necklaces told The Lint Screen. “No matter what the president does, they think it’s against the law.” The latest kerfluffle concerns a whistleblower in the intelligence community who … Read more

Most days in Washington, D.C. are as calm as a beautiful pond on a windless summer day. But today, an unfortunate incident threw the normally serene surroundings and refined dignity of the White House West Wing into a tizzy. “It was awful,” Mick Mulvaney the White House Chief of Staff told The Lint Screen. “I was … Read more

The beautiful thing about our democratic system of government is checks and balances. The executive, legislative, and judicial branches check and balance each other for a balanced stew of delicious democracy. Um, um, stew! But many in the Democratic Party think President Trump and the GOP are abusing their power. “President Trump and Mitch McConnell … Read more

Bolton’s out, Busey’s in! Washington’s abuzz with excitement as President Donald Trump shook up his cabinet like a Parchesi dice cup. “Daddy always liked Mr. Busey,” Ivanka Trump, the first daughter told The Lint Screen. “He attracted some great ratings when he was on The Apprentice, he was even an Apprentice All-Star and lasted nine … Read more