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What a difference a day makes. Yesterday, President Donald J. Trump was all smiles as he gave his official pardon to two turkeys named Bread and Butter at a formal White House garden ceremony. Today, the president rescinded his pardon and sentenced the birds to death. “I joked yesterday that the turkeys were receiving subpoenas … Read more
Yesterday was a big one for President Donald J. Trump and GOP patriots defending the Constitution and rule of law. As the evil, America-hating Democrats continued their circus charade of trying to impeach the country’s greatest president, they heard a bombshell. U.S. Ambassador to the European Union Gordon Sondland testified that he spoke directly with … Read more
California produces a lot of nuts, but none as hard as Rep. Devin Nunes (R). This sucker won’t crack no matter how hard the pressure gets! Nunes dropped by The Lint Screen offices to discuss the recent opening of the impeachment inquiry into President Donald J. Trump and his defense strategy to protect his master. “The liberals are clutching … Read more
Presidents stick together! Today, Russia President Vladimir Putin popped by The Lint Screen Moscow offices and sung the praises of American President Donald J. Trump. “I feel sorry for your president,” Putin said as he skinned a kitten with a buck knife. “The fake news treats him very badly. Why does Trump allow free press? … Read more