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Donald J. Trump has declared himself “a wartime president,” and now he has proven he truly is just that! In a Rose Garden ceremony today, Michael J. Lindell, CEO of MyPillow Inc., sung the praises of his dear friend and our nation’s leader in the battle against the coronavirus COVID-19 and the battle for our nation’s … Read more
Last week, Jerry Falwell Jr. partially reopened Liberty University, his evangelical boot camp. He commanded his students to return to campus and ignore “the brouhaha of the fake news media and its coronavirus scare.” “The crooked lamestream media is overblowing this fake pandemic,” Falwell told The Lint Screen, “It’s just another attempt by liberal God-hating … Read more
President Donald J. Trump has a golden gut. He felt the global pandemic might be on the horizon. He knew in his gut it was coming. “I thought it would be bad, very bad,” he told The Lint Screen. “Not just for the economy, but people, too. I care about people, everyone says so.” He … Read more
In the last couple of days, you may have noticed a new president of the United States–– one who is somber and appears concerned about humanity. This change in attitude didn’t happen by accident. “We conducted some focus groups,” explains Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin, “and we found people didn’t like the idea of an unknown … Read more
Thanks to diligent dumpster diving, The Lint Screen has obtained a draft of tonight’s address by President Donald J. Trump. “Good evening, my loyal American subjects. Tonight I want to talk about the fake news you may have been seeing on CNN and other liberal looney media out to get me and destroy America. First … Read more
Ever since this whole coronavirus hub-bub, the do-nothing Democrats have wished for massive casualties because they hate America–– but fortunately, Donald J. Trump is our president! Today Trump called The Lint Screen to talk about the decisive actions his administration is taking to protect his loyal subjects. “I’ve been reading up a lot on this coronavirus,” the … Read more