Month: July 2020

Mayberry is known as the idyllic American town. So, how is President Trump’s re-election campaign playing there? Here’s The Lint Screen exclusive report. The boys are gathered outside Floyd’s Barber Shop, the epicenter of political talk in Mayberry. ANDY: Now, fellas, I do believe this Donald Trump just might be maybe a little bit racist. … Read more

Donald J. Trump gave up a lot to serve his country as its president. He could have made billions with his savvy real estate genius, or, starred in his proposed hit comedy series for NBC… Oops! I Married My Daughter (And I Absolutely Love It)!!! But his biggest missed opportunity may have been to pitch … Read more

These are troubling times in the United States. Although there is a global pandemic raging across the nation, that’s not the biggest threat to America, according to Attorney General Bill Barr. “We face an existential crisis in civil disobedience,” Barr told The Lint Screen. “People need to relax about this COVID-19 thing. It may be … Read more

Now that President Donald Trump has licked the threat of COVID-19 by declaring, “It will get worse before it gets better,” he is turning his sights to an evil danger to America–– AMERICANS!!! “Radical leftists are bad people–– very bad people,” the portly president told The Lint Screen. “They are the biggest threat we face … Read more

Betsy DeVos has never taught school. In fact, before becoming Secretary of Education, she had never attended a public school or sent her children to one, but that’s not stopping this Jesus-fueled fireball from deciding what’s best for America’s youth. “I am fully on board with the president’s directive to get our kids back into … Read more

President Donald J. Trump is a true trailblazer. He has done things no other president could ever dream of doing, and now that includes being a product spokesman. White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany told The Lint Screen President Trump is available to represent American brands in their marketing campaigns. “The president is the most … Read more