The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
Fox’s superstar dream hunk Tucker Carlson is a man’s man. His heart pumps a hi-octane mixture of testosterone, American sour mash whiskey, and nitroglycerine. And right now, this hombre is hopping mad and at a boiling point. “All these protesters in Democrat cities need to sit down and shut up,” Tucker told The Lint Screen. … Read more
Donald Trump, Jr. spoke last night at the opening of the Republican National Convention, and he may have sealed his destiny as the successor to his father in the White House. Looking very presidential in a big boy suit, shined shoes, and shiny tie, Junior painted a dire landscape of America if Joe Biden and … Read more
The president of the United States says the man who wants his job “keeps little kids in cages, which is not nice, and then he eats them.” Donald J. Trump, finishing the first term of what he calls “the most successful presidency in history,” has some harsh words for his Democratic rival, Joe Biden. “It’s … Read more
Donald J. Trump has always had a keen eye for talent. On The Apprentice, he harnessed the incredible powers of Gary Busey, Ivanka Trump, and Dennis Rodman. Now America’s CEO has recruited Mike Lindell, the brilliant inventor of My Pillow. “I’m tired of dealing with negative eggheads like Fauci,” Trump told The Lint Screen. “These … Read more
When it comes to protecting American democracy, President Trump delivers! Today, the prez told The Lint Screen he is “worried sick about a horrible threat to democracy.” Trump believes there is an army of “very evil people” dressed in blue attacking our country daily. “They call themselves postal employees,” Trump says, crossing his arms. “I … Read more
Although the majority of Americans don’t trust President Trump and think the country is on the wrong track, the nation’s leader is enjoying tremendous popularity with “his people” at Mar-A-Lago, his exclusive community in Palm Beach, Florida. “Too many Americans are not resourceful individuals,” C. Howard Smithson IV tells The Lint Screen as he sips … Read more