Month: June 2021

General Mark Milley may be the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, but that meant bupkis to many Republican representatives on Capitol Hill. “I’m not impressed with that guy,” Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz said following his grilling of the General before the House Armed Services Committee. “I don’t think he loves our country, not … Read more

Russia’s President Vladimir Putin says, “The United States should allow freedom of expression” and drop all charges against the hundreds of looney Trump loyalists who invaded the Capitol Building on January 6. “I told Biden to chill out, dude,” Putin told The Lint Screen. “I think the U.S. government overreacted to a few peaceful demonstrators. … Read more

Since April 23, Cyber Ninjas have been hard at work to prove election fraud in Maricopa County, Arizona, and now the team of crack crackpots says they have their results: An unanimous victory for Republican Donald J. Trump. “We went through a recount of all 2.1 million ballots,” says ‘Chubby’ McGuire, Cyber Ninja #1, “and … Read more

There’s a big showdown happening in Texas, and Gov. Greg Abbott aims to clean up the state. “I’m sick of these yellow-bellied liberals,” Abbott told The Lint Screen. “Our state Republican representatives presented many ways to make voting better for Texans, and the lazy Democrats up and walked out on them in protest. I’m sick … Read more