Month: August 2021

Apple TV may have a hit with its show Ted Lasso, but there’s one person who is not a fan: disgraced twice-impeached ex-president Donald J. Trump. “Ted Lasso’s a total disaster,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “He’s very weak. His wife is divorcing him, so that tells you he’s a loser. Only losers get divorced. … Read more

It used to be wearing a mask was an essential part of a bank robber’s wardrobe. Not anymore. Randy Sumpton of Apopka, Florida, decided to rob The First Florida Bank and did it maskless. Almost immediately, the police arrested him. “I wasn’t going to bow to the Fauci COVID-crowd,” Sumpton tells The Lint Screen from … Read more

It seems The Republican Party is battling over who can be the most heartless, and in that showdown, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis may be the champ. While the Delta variant of COVID rages through the dong-shaped state, DeSantis had rejected mask mandates and even threatened to dock the pay of teachers and administrators who allow … Read more

The man closer to Trump’s ass than Donald’s sphincter, Rep. Ron Johnson (R-WI), is looking beyond his original conspiracy theory that Antifa was responsible for the January 6 insurrection. Now he blames House Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). “Pelosi is the cause of all the trouble on January 6,” Johnson tells The Lint Screen. “She should … Read more

Just when you thought GOP House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy could’t go any lower, he takes the down escalator. McCarthy, who didn’t think the January 6 Capitol Trump maggot insurrection was a big deal, now says the Capitol cops beaten by the lunatic mob are Antifa. “All these Capitol cops came to the Congressional Select … Read more