GOP Georgia Senate Candidate Hershel Walker is outraged by the media kerfuffle concerning his paying for a girlfriend’s abortion in 2009.

“No one is talking about my generosity,” the ex-football star says. “Lots of guys knock up a lady and take a walk. Not Hershel Walker. I pay for my abortions.”

Walker sees no hypocrisy in his anti-abortion stance today versus his pro-abortion position regarding his babies.

“Look, I’ve got four kids by four different women,” he tells The Lint Screen. “I’m a gardener who likes to plan his seed, okay? I can only have so many children to abuse and ignore. Hell, I’m just one man with many personalities.”

When the story of Walker footing the bill for his girlfriend’s abortion broke, Hershel denied it.

“I thought they were talking about some other girlfriend,” he explains. “But when my ex showed the canceled check and my signed get-well card, it all made sense. But the media ignored that I paid for the abortion and even sent a get-well card. Where’s the story about my incredible generosity?”

Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump supports Walker in his fight. 

“It’s very unfair what the lamestream media is doing to poor Hershel,” Trump says. “When you’re a celebrity, you can do whatever you want with a woman. Grab them by their––you know––special parts. But the Democrats hate God and want to make a federal case out of everything. They eat babies, you know. And kill cute little puppies. A lot of people are saying that.”

The purity and morality of the GOP march on! 

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