Trump: “Biden ruined your water, I brought you Trump Water”

Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump took his grievance tour to East Palestine, Ohio, to rally support for his 2024 run to reclaim the White House. The Lint Screen reprints his remarks to residents suffering the aftermath of a catastrophic Norfolk Southern train derailment on February 3rd that dumped dangerous chemicals into the ground and waters. … Read more

Fox Hosts Lie Like Rugs To Viewers Surprising No One

It took a $1.6 billion defamation lawsuit by Dominion Voting Systems to expose an obvious truth––Fox News Channel is a propaganda outlet for The Republican Party. The network’s popular anchors knew false claims of Donald Trump winning the 2020 election were “a steaming pile of bullshit” and “a fairy tale from a delusional ass,” yet … Read more

Santos Claims He Has Broken LeBron’s Scoring Record

That George Santos is something else! The freshman Congressman continues to make headlines. Rep. Santos tells The Lint Screen he has broken LeBron James’ all-time NBA scoring record. “I know this is probably sad for LeBron,” Santos says. “I’m sure he felt great about beating Kareem’s record last night, and that was an incredible accomplishment. My hat’s … Read more

Huckabee Sanders Says “America’s In A Horrible, Awful State”

Following President Joe Biden’s State of the Union Address, Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders gave a stern and dour official GOP rebuttal. Huckabee Sanders, who used to be the shill press mouthpiece of disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump, droned on about the misery of American life under Biden. “It is tragic what has happened … Read more

Confident Trump Trashes Potential Rivals

Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump is the only declared Republican Party candidate in the 2024 presidential race. Still, many other party leaders are testing the waters for a possible run. The Lint Screen sat with Trump at his Mar-a-Lago home to discuss his potential rivals. Between bites of bacon cheeseburgers, breaded French fries dipped in ranch dressing, and Diet Cokes, the … Read more