Disgraced felon/sexual assailant twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump denies knowing anything about the 887-page blueprint for his second term, even though his Super PAC is running ads calling it “Trump’s Project 2025.”
“I don’t know anything about it,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “Never heard of Trump’s Project 2025, but if people say they don’t like it, then I think it’s not a very good thing, and when I get back in office, I’ll do something about it. Whatever the hell it is.”
Trump’s Project 2025 is from those wonderful folks at The Heritage Foundation, who brought you the six extreme right-wing cuckoo Supreme Court Justices who are shredding the Constitution and recently gave the president immunity from committing crimes in office “if it’s in the line of duty.”
“It was a perfect ruling,” Trump says. “I’ll jail the Biden family and all my enemies. So many enemies. My list is long, but they must go if I’m going to make America great again.”
His Project 2025 details plans to disassemble the government by replacing 50,000 civil servants with loyal Trump stooges and jock sniffers. 81% of the authors of the Christian Nationalism fascist plan worked in the first Trump administration.
Some of the Plan’s highlights include giving tax breaks to the wealthy, guns in classrooms, gutting abortion access and LGBTQ+ rights, tracking abortion seekers, ending environmental programs designed to combat climate change, eliminating the Dept. of Education, putting the Department of Justice and the FBI under the president’s command, eliminating the government agency responsible for weather reports, ending overtime pay protection and healthcare protections for those with pre-existing conditions, undoing Biden’s $35 insulin, and banning pornography, to name a just few.
“I’ve never seen pornography,” Trump says. “Have no idea what pornography is. And I never slept with a porn star. I swear on my recently published excellent Bible that I will make every citizen buy. Listen, if you can’t trust me, who can you trust?”
The honest man smiles, shrugs, and gives two thumbs up.
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