Donald J. Trump is dead serious about solving America’s immigration crisis.
The brilliant political mastermind held a sheetless KKK rally yesterday in Madison Square Garden to show support for his 2024 presidential run, but it was a sly ruse. The event was a cleverly disguised sting operation designed to capture dangerous immigrants.
“This was a major production,” spokesman/goon squad leader Stephen Miller told The Lint Screen. “We packed MSG with 19,500 MAGA people. To the untrained eye, it appeared to be a political rally, but it was a honey trap operation to flush out foreigners.”
Donald Trump was thrilled after the show.
“We caught a woman named Melania born in Slovenia,” he said. “She is not so nice. She wrote a book that my readers said did not praise me enough. So I am having Stephen deport her.”
Miller gets excited. “Tell them about the big fish we caught!”
Trump glares at the creepy dweeb. “Shut up. We also caught a rich guy named Elon or Leon Musk from Africa. And he’s really rich, so I am freezing his assets, seizing his patents, and folding his businesses into The Trump Organization. We’re deporting him back to his homeland. America can’t be the world’s garbage can for these trashy immigrants ruining our country.”
A Trump advisor approaches his boss and gives him bad news.
“There are some ethnic groups we failed to insult tonight,” he said.
Trump becomes livid. “Then organize another rally, goddamit,” he shouts. “I’m dealing with idiots!” He grabs Miller by the collar. “And write me some more hate speech––the election’s only a week away!”
Miller scrambles away like a frightened spider.
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