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"Where fake news gets real."
“President Trump eats crap nonstop,” Kennedy said. “His diet is really bad. It’s like death. I think I can get him to eat healthier. Maybe some tofu, organic lettuce, and a side of bear cub.”
A slight majority of Americans have spoken: they want the thrill ride of an unpredictable, unstable, narcissistic leader at the wheel of democracy because he promised a brighter future and a cabinet filled with “the very best people.” President-Elect Donald J. Trump, a convicted felon, announced that he is selecting gonzo Rep. Matt Gaetz (FL) … Read more
Donald J. Trump loves women. “Oh, how I love them, ladies,” the GOP presidential candidate tells The Lint Screen. “I love them so much I want to protect them all the time. I give them so much protection. The best protection. And if they resist, I’ll threaten to shoot them in a firing squad. That’s … Read more