Autocrat-elect Donald J. Trump has carefully selected The A-Team for his upcoming Cabinet, and while many are controversial (bye-bye Matt Gaetz), others are downright scary.
Like Kash Patel, Trump’s pick to head The Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Patel has been a raging lunatic on the subject of “the malevolent Deep State that’s everywhere–– hiding in more places than you can possibly imagine––including your Q-Tips, shoelaces, and toothpaste!” But as the head of the FBI, Patel promises to use the immense power of the Fibbies for purposes of good as opposed to evil.
The smarmy lickspittle has written a trilogy of children’s books about the wicked plot Trump’s enemies have conspired to overthrow “King Donald.”
“I will right the many wrongs of political opponents,” Patel vows. “Hillary, the Biden Crime Family, and Comma-la-la-la must all be destroyed. And all opponents to the MAGA cause must be silenced. Imprisoned, tortured, or much worse. Dissenting voices must be silenced to protect free speech. And I will see that it happens. I am a true patriot and will proudly serve God’s gift to mankind.”
Patel firmly believes all Americans must “bend their knees” and kiss King Donald’s ring.
“Every citizen must pledge allegiance to the King,” Patel says. “There is no other way to protect the sanctity of our democracy and the rule of law. I will use all the resources of the Deep State to ensure a safe and peaceful environment for King Donald to rule his glorious kingdom. It’s what our forefathers would want. And it’s what our Supreme Court will demand.”
The bug-eyed loonie blinks rapidly and grins. “King Donald’s will must be done. And I shall do it. Gladly. I’m on a mission from God.”
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