Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene is angry about President Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” that she recently approved.
“The Bill has some things in it I don’t like,” Greene tells The Lint Screen. “They tell me A-1 companies can’t be regulated for ten years. But what if A-1 Steak Sauce has poison in it? They should be held accountable.”
An aide explains to the ignorant Representative that this Bill protects “A.I. companies, which is an abbreviation for Artificial Intelligence.”
“Well, how in the hell is anyone supposed to know that?” Greene snaps. “I don’t like that either. We shouldn’t have artificial anything, especially brains. That’s the thinking part of the body, isn’t it? Brains should be natural.”
Greene is upset because none of her Republican friends would read the Big, Beautiful Bill to her.
“They know I’m not a reader,” she admits. “I don’t know how to do fancy things like that. My head isn’t good with words or numbers. I never learned your so-called ‘reading’ and I’ve done just fine, thank you very much. I keep getting elected, no problem.”
Her aide whispers that if she continues to criticize the Big, Beautiful Bill publicly, President Trump will be upset with her.
“Then forget everything I said.” She crosses her arms. “And call a lobbyist to take me to Del Frisco’s so I can get a ribeye with some of that tasty A-1 Sauce, before they put poison in it.”
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