Month: July 2025

Trump recently told his Justice Department to release Ghislaine Maxwell from a Florida prison where she was serving 20 years for sex trafficking underage girls for Epstein. The self-described “law-abiding, very honest” president wants her loved into a luxurious penthouse on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan.

“All I hear is Epstein, Epstein, Epstein,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “That’s all anyone wants to talk about. But I don’t get it. Brian Epstein died back in the 60s, and The Beatles continued being successful. So why’s everyone got their panties in a knot?”