The People’s House of these United States has been ruined by the inconsiderate occupant who only has a four-year lease, Donald J. Trump.
“The goddamn idiot ruined the place,” claims irate American citizen Nancy Worley of Syracuse, New York. “The White House has always been an American icon, and now this trashy huckster is bulldozing the place to build his gaudy ballroom.”
Other outraged citizens agree.
“It’s ridiculous,” said Brian Hunsford of St. Louis, Missouri. “Trump is a grifter who’ll build some garish gold monstrosity so he and his fat cat billionaire pals can eat steak and lobsters on the taxpayers’ dime. I thought the son of a bitch was supposed to lower inflation and make American lives better. Everything’s much more expensive since he became president. And now I won’t be able to afford health insurance because he gave all his rich pals tax breaks. WTF?!”
Many people are also waking up to the injustice of this administration.
“All these bastards do is enrich themselves,” Emma Tarley of Stockton, California, says. “Trump has his crypto, so anyone can bribe him secretly and get whatever they want. Look at the rogue’s gallery of scum he’s pardoned already. He has an administration of suck-ups, unqualified at every position, all working to make him a fascist leader. The man is a danger to democracy and the American way of life.”
But Trump does still have some support.
“I think the guy’s a god,” says George Santos. “I love the things he’s doing to make America great again. I’ve got no beef whatsoever. He’s the best.”
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