“If you’re not as white as me, you will be deported,” Miller declares

In high school, Stephen Miller’s head spent a lot of time in toilet bowls, and now America is paying the price. Miller, who is in charge of the ICE goon squads terrorizing many city streets, says he must be obeyed.

“This country was built by white people,” Miller tells The Lint Screen. “But it has been systematically infiltrated by different colored races, causing great destruction to America’s rich history. They have ruined music. Pat Boone, now that was music. White music’s always been the best. We are going to take back our country.”

Miller has dispatched his army of masked thugs to find “threats to the American way of life,” as the bald cretin calls minorities.

“If you’re not white, we want you out,” Miller says. “This is not racist, it’s common sense. Too many of these minorities have voted for the wrong candidates. They should never have had the right to vote. The same is true for women. The world is run by rich white men– that’s how it’s always been and how it will stay. The strong survive and thrive, and no one is stronger than Donald J. Trump.”

Miller smiles deviously.

“All hail, glorious leader. Heil, Trump!” he shouts, raising his arm suddenly. “I am not a fascist, and we will make America great again!” The bald scumbag goose-steps off the stage. ———————————————————————————————-
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