Attorney General Pam Bondi sat before a House Judiciary Committee today to explain the Justice Department’s half-assed handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files.
“We were protecting the victims,” Bondi testified, “the poor abused men who were caught in the web of entrapment of young women seeking their money and power.”
The blond, crucifix-wearing, holier-than-thou Trump-enabler defended her department’s practice of heavily redacting the millions of files, masking many of the men mentioned and occasionally releasing personal information about the victimized young women involved in Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring.
“You Democrats want to deny biology,” Bondi snapped at Sen. Jamie Raskin. “Let me tell you, young girls are naturally attracted to successful, rich, powerful men who are hunks. Epstein, President Trump, Bill Gates, Leslie Wexner, Howard Lutnick, and Elon Musk are stone-cold gorgeous specimens of the male form. But they were constantly badgered and abused by these young girls gone wild. It was a travesty, and I will bring justice for the exploited, victimized men involved.”
Bondi held on to her Crucifix necklace.
“I believe in God,” she said, tears welling in her eyes. “And God put Donald Trump on this Earth to save us. Thank God for President Donald J. Trump and Kid Rock for saving America from you lunatic liberals.”
Diabolical cretin Stephen Miller sat in the back of the hearing room listening to Bondi, as he smiled. He steepled his fingers and quietly said to himself, “Excellent.”
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