The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
PD Scullin In an exclusive The Lint Screen interview, Miami Heat megastar LeBron James said he wants to play for the Dallas Mavericks next year. The Mavericks beat the Heat on Sunday to become the NBA’s championship team. “LeBron is a champion,” said James who recently began referring to himself in the third person for dramatic effect, … Read more
Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) says former Rep. Chris Lee (R-N.Y.) is not worthy to shed his shirt when in the company of ‘Weinermeister.’ “Look, Lee has a decent bod, I get that, but he didn’t have game,” a confident Weiner told reporters. “A little flex don’t get it done these days. You’d better bring some … Read more
For mutated wonders, there’s mind readers, a metal bender, shape shifter, chameleon, flier and fireball spitter, harness energy and zap it back at you wonderdude and more. Plus January Jones who had some superpower but she doesn’t really need it because she looks like January Jones and that’s strong enough stuff to stop Don Draper.
Although she has not officially declared her candidacy for President, or her intent in serving the remainder of her term as Alaska governor, Sarah Palin is reportedly actively seeking support from rock star/reality show megastar Meatloaf (real name: Hamburger Loafenz).
Disney has made a great patriotic gesture by dropping its intent to trademark the phrase “SEAL Team 6” for use on garments, clothing, ornaments, and every object on earth. Now commoners can use “SEAL Team 6” without fear of being swarmed and pummeled with lawsuits by Disney legal counsellors. Thank you, Disney. However, Disney has … Read more
This rollicking adventures has lots of swashbuckling, sword fights galore and more mascara than a New York runway during fashion week. Yet it bores.