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Ivanka Trump is the apple of her father’s eye. As the president has said, he’d probably date her if she wasn’t his daughter. And everyone knows, Donald J. Trump has a keen eye for the ladies! But perhaps the sexiest thing about Ivanka is not her perfect 10-bod, but her massive brain (what else would you expect coming … Read more

Donald Trump is not known for his ego. Most would describe the president as shy, mild-mannered, or, intellectual. But this understated egghead has had enough of people questioning him. Trump recently announced an executive order that will charge anyone who disagrees or questions him “to be an enemy of the state and therefore treasonous.” The … Read more

The looney liberals have been returned to their asylum. Yesterday, they got schooled by President Donald J. Trump and put in their place. White House legal sharpshooters sent an 8-page letter to the torch and pitchfork crowd in Congress and said, “Here’s our response to your stupid impeachment inquiry–– suck it. We ain’t playing.” Speaker … Read more

Donald J. Trump had a “perfect phone call” with Turkish President Erdogan on Sunday. Then, he made “an excellent decision”–– the U.S. would leave its allies the Kurds to go it alone in Syria. “The Kurds are good people,” Trump said. “They helped us a lot in fighting ISIS. Something like 10,000 Kurds died. And … Read more

Donald J. Trump has always been a crackerjack businessman, and he runs the United States of America with the same efficient and determined drive for excellence. Today the president declared war against the horrendous criminal behavior of Joe Biden and his crime family by dispatching U.S. troops to all 194 countries in the world (save … Read more

President Donald J. Trump melts down with blinding rage when asked about the impeachment investigation of him recently launched by Congressional Democrats. “It’s very unfair,” Trump told The Lint Screen. “Adam Schiff, ‘Shifty Shiff’ I call him, should recuse himself because he’s a suspected murderer, pedophile, kidnapper, and bank robber. A very bad man. It’s … Read more