The looney liberals have been returned to their asylum. Yesterday, they got schooled by President Donald J. Trump and put in their place.

White House legal sharpshooters sent an 8-page letter to the torch and pitchfork crowd in Congress and said, “Here’s our response to your stupid impeachment inquiry–– suck it. We ain’t playing.”

Speaker Nancy Pelosi and “shifty” Adam Schiff were blindsided by this brilliant move.

“I feel so foolish,” Pelosi told The Lint Screen. “The president has shut us down. We’re going to kill our investigation immediately.”

Sen. Adam Schiff was crying like a baby who lost his binky. “I knew President Trump is a great man and great leader,” Schiff said. “But I had no idea he was also a brilliant legal expert. We are losers.”

President Trump talked about his latest polling data.

“99.98% of Americans approve of the tremendous job I’m doing,” the president crowed. “They want me to clean up Biden corruption. And 100% of them want me to be president for life. World leaders are praising me as being the greatest president ever. I think we have a very strong position.”

The socialist Democrat party has been harassing Trump since he occupied the White House in January of 2016 following his stunning landslide victory. Their Mueller witch hunt found nothing–– “no conspiracy, no collusion” according to Atty. General William Barr.

But the Dems wouldn’t sit down and shut up. Their latest gambit was starting an impeachment inquiry over the president’s “perfect call” with the leader of Ukraine in July.

Fools!

The Constitution of the United States clearly states that if a president has a perfect call with a foreign country to investigate a political rival, it is legal.

Once again, Trump wins!