The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
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PD Scullin 
His birth name is Declan Patrick MacManus, but that moniker doesn’t have the rock buzz of Elvis Costello. His debut album in 1977 solidified this mutant clone of Buddy Holly as a songwriting force to be reckoned with. The band backing him on this disc is Clover, an American west coast band. Costello would soon … Read more
He lost his money and he lost his wife, those things don’t seem to matter much to him now. While “Born To Run” was the album that made Springsteen a sensation (he was on the covers of TIME and NEWSWEEK, not too shabby), this one is my favorite one. It’s dark, bleak, brooding, introspective–– with … Read more
I was recently invited on a social media platform called “Facebook” (why not just call it “Cover”–– that’s what the face of a book is!) to participate in a game of selecting ten albums that are important to you. This seemed an innocuous enough task, and I suppose it is if you just make your … Read more
Saudi Arabia Prince Mohammed bin Salman and First Son-In-Law Jared Kushner are known to be best friends. “Jared calls MBS a couple times a day,” an anonymous White House insider told The Lint Screen. “They even talk at bedtime. I think it drives Ivanka nuts. Sometimes, I’ll be down the hall from their bedroom and hear Jared on the … Read more
Thanks to a sneaky mole, The Lint Screen has obtained a top secret transcript of Friday’s discussion between Team Trump and Team Pelosi inside the White House Situation Room. Cast: DT– Donald Trump MP– Mike Pence MM– Mitch McConnell KN– Kirstjen Nielsen NP– Nancy Pelosi CS– Chuck Schumer SCENE OPENS IN THE WHITE HOUSE SITUATION … Read more
Nancy Pelosi won’t know what hit her when she takes control of the Democrat-ruled Congress on Tuesday. President Donald Trump not only wants $5 billion for his “big beautiful wall”–– he is demanding more. Much more. The Lint Screen has obtained Trump’s self-titled, “DEMOCRAT DEMAND LIST AND YOU BETTER GIVE IT TO ME I REALLY … Read more