PD Scullin

I'm a smart ass humorist, ex-adman, founder of ASO Advertising, Atlanta. I will soon be publishing my first novel, SAWDUST. Look for it on Amazon. I have another website of marketing pontification–– http://www.EmpatheticAdman.com. I also once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Trump Blames God For World Problems

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The president made it clear today he doesn’t care how powerful you are–– if you refuse his “embrace” you are in serious trouble. Today Donald Trump called The Lint Screen and began an epic rampage against God The Almighty. “Look, I like God,” Trump said. “He’s a good guy, good work ethic. Did some amazing … Read more

Meet Matt Whitaker, A Fair & Balanced A.G.

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Now that the disloyal dwarf Jeff Sessions has resigned as Attorney General, President Trump has named Matthew G. Whitaker acting A.G. The Lint Screen met with Mr. Whitaker as he was working out at a local gym. Here is our exclusive interview. TLS: Congratulations, Mr. Whitaker, on becoming the acting Attorney General. MGW: There’s no … Read more

Deadly Caravan Threatens USA; Only One Man Can Save Us

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The treacherous, ravaging “caravan” is making a beeline to the United States border at blinding speeds of two-to-four miles an hour, and it presents such an existential threat, Lady Liberty needs a change of underwear. A mysterious patriot named John Miller called The Lint Screen offices to give the details. “Listen, this caravan is like … Read more

Trump Proposes Reduced Postage For Holiday Packages

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In an effort to unite the country during these troubled times, President Trump thinks we should give a present to generous people. “The Christmas season is coming up,” the president told The Lint Screen, “that means a lot of mailing for gift givers. While my economy is the best ever in American history, an incredible … Read more

Trump And Cruz Make Houston Crowd Antsy

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Last night, former bitter enemies Ted Cruz and Donald J. Trump had a mutual lovefest in front of 16,000 people in Houston’s Toyota Center during a rally for Cruz’s re-election. “It was really something,” said Ernie Stipman of Victoria, Texas. “Those two guys obviously love each other a bunch. The president said Ted was beautiful, … Read more

The Absolute Truth Behind The Missing Journalist

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“Jamal Khashoggi did indeed die in the Saudi consulate in Istanbul,” Abdullah Ahmad, a spokesperson for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia told The Lint Screen. “But the circumstances around his unfortunate death are not what people suspect.” According to Ahmad, when Khashoggi entered the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on August 2, his goal was simply … Read more