Humor

While the fake news media wets itself with glee over Bob Woodward’s new book Rage, the president takes down “this evil enemy of the people.” Woodward released tapes of alleged interviews he did with President Trump back in February. On the tape, one hears the president confessing he knew COVID-19 was deadly, “more deadly than … Read more

President Donald Trump is enacting the Defense Production Act to manufacture American flags for his re-election campaign. “This is an absolute emergency,” said Kellyanne Conway, counselor to the president. “There is a terrible shortage of American flags, I suspect Joe Biden is burning them, or the Democrat-run cities are ripping them into strips and using … Read more

Fox’s superstar dream hunk Tucker Carlson is a man’s man. His heart pumps a hi-octane mixture of testosterone, American sour mash whiskey, and nitroglycerine. And right now, this hombre is hopping mad and at a boiling point. “All these protesters in Democrat cities need to sit down and shut up,” Tucker told The Lint Screen. … Read more

Donald Trump, Jr. spoke last night at the opening of the Republican National Convention, and he may have sealed his destiny as the successor to his father in the White House. Looking very presidential in a big boy suit, shined shoes, and shiny tie, Junior painted a dire landscape of America if Joe Biden and … Read more

The president of the United States says the man who wants his job “keeps little kids in cages, which is not nice, and then he eats them.” Donald J. Trump, finishing the first term of what he calls “the most successful presidency in history,” has some harsh words for his Democratic rival, Joe Biden. “It’s … Read more

Donald J. Trump has always had a keen eye for talent. On The Apprentice, he harnessed the incredible powers of Gary Busey, Ivanka Trump, and Dennis Rodman. Now America’s CEO has recruited Mike Lindell, the brilliant inventor of My Pillow. “I’m tired of dealing with negative eggheads like Fauci,” Trump told The Lint Screen. “These … Read more