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Mar-A-Lago Crowd Sez Prez “Is Doing A Fabulous Job–– Just Smashing!”

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Although the majority of Americans don’t trust President Trump and think the country is on the wrong track, the nation’s leader is enjoying tremendous popularity with “his people” at Mar-A-Lago, his exclusive community in Palm Beach, Florida. “Too many Americans are not resourceful individuals,” C. Howard Smithson IV tells The Lint Screen as he sips … Read more

Postmaster General Returning U.S. To The Pony Express

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Louis DeJoy had no experience with the United States Postal Service before President Trump named him Postmaster General in May, but you’d never know it by his decisive leadership. “I like to shake things up,” the Republican Party fundraiser and ex-businessman said. “That means taking a fresh look at a problem. And as I analyzed … Read more

Mayberry Is Buzzing About Trump’s Suburbs Strategy

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Mayberry is known as the idyllic American town. So, how is President Trump’s re-election campaign playing there? Here’s The Lint Screen exclusive report. The boys are gathered outside Floyd’s Barber Shop, the epicenter of political talk in Mayberry. ANDY: Now, fellas, I do believe this Donald Trump just might be maybe a little bit racist. … Read more

“Americans Must Worship President Trump– It’s The Law!” Barr Demands

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These are troubling times in the United States. Although there is a global pandemic raging across the nation, that’s not the biggest threat to America, according to Attorney General Bill Barr. “We face an existential crisis in civil disobedience,” Barr told The Lint Screen. “People need to relax about this COVID-19 thing. It may be … Read more