The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
President Trump guards his vulnerable citizens within his borders like a mother cat protecting her helpless kittens. He is building his magnificent, beautiful wall for their safety. Now, this protective father figure must also protect his brood from Mother Nature. Trump predicted Hurricane Dorian would hit Alabama, and the fake news media doubted him. But the president would not … Read more
Today President Donald J. Trump gave federal employees a bonus they never counted on–– luxury accommodations when they travel. “I’m very concerned about the efficiency and productivity of our federal employees,” Trump said in a press conference. “I hired a group of hospitality experts from the prestigious firm of ID&E*, and they ran a multi-million … Read more
Some people make idle threats and some people are as serious as a heart attack. Consider Donald J. Trump fatty, calcified plaque clogging all major arteries! The president has been carefully watching weather updates on the progress of Hurricane Dorian, poised to build in strength and cause destruction wherever it hits. “I’ll nip this thing … Read more
He’s done it again. Just when you think President Donald J. Trump couldn’t possibly do a better job at presidenting, he goes and proves you wrong! The big man stormed the beaches of France for the G-7 Conference. The leaders of France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Canada, and the United Kingdom cowered to this American president. … Read more
President Donald J. Trump is a man of vision. The most successful businessman ever, and the best American leader in history has done it again–– he has won his trade war with China! “President Xi of China just called me,” Trump told The Lint Screen, “and he surrendered. Just like after China bombed Pearl Harbor. … Read more
Donald J. Trump is known as one of the greatest dealmakers in the history of civilization. “Everyone says so,” he told The Lint Screen. So when the president set his sights on buying Greenland, only to get rebuffed by Danish prime minister Mette Frederiksen, Trump did what all great masterminds do–– he set a new … Read more